I'm going to break my "no explicit profanity" rule on this blog to bring you this announcement: the fucking Swiss are so fucking fucked it's not fucking funny.
I see that if I had been born Swiss, I'd never move out of my first place. Simple.
My question is who pays for the inspector?
But David, you have a 'no explicit profanity' rule? Why? Goodness, profanity is one of the great joys of posting to the Internet.