Dalton McGuinty’s goons have saved us from the deadly threat of the common egg (þ London Fog):

A group of senior women hoping to raise money for Willistead Manor during Art in the Park likely lost hundreds of dollars after food inspectors spoiled their egg salad with bleach on the weekend.

About a dozen women belonging to Friends of Willistead were preparing the egg salad sandwiches inside Willistead Manor just before noon Saturday when three food inspectors from the Windsor-Essex County Health Unit arrived unannounced and began citing infractions.

When an inspector asked where the eggs were cooked and was told they were prepared at the ladies’ homes, she poured bleach on the sandwiches and the egg salad mixture.

Let it be said that these Crown subjects won’t be confused about who’s in charge of things in the future.